To Joe

Thank you for the muffin, it made me smile. I'm sorry I did not seem more enthusiastic about it and I'm apologising only because I forgot to actually say how cute it was when you plonked it under my nose and I meant to. I did think it quite loudly and that counts a little bit.

Also I was going to work in your name more, perhaps to an irritating extent, but then I couldn't remember the last time I ever read my own name online so pfft to that. So will you be happy enough, Joe, to see your name twice in one post?

Let's go for three for a laugh, shall we?