My sister tells the best stories

My sister's history teacher taught me in second year and once a week in sixth year. He's an old man, very jewish (he got very angry when we tried to make him sing because our other history teacher had sung the German national anthem to us) and really quite lovely despite the fact that we learnt nothing in his class and generally took the piss. He liked me though because I was pretty much the only one doing any work and that was really only because History was pretty much the only subject I was taking in sixth year. Utter waste of time and all that. Anyway in the midst of a conversation about how dumb her friends can be she said this:

The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
also btw mr gillis was all 'hooray for catherine or whatever her name was, she's great' today
...
I think I made you up inside my head says:
but tell me why mr gillis said these things
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
and mr gillis was like 'o julie, you will go far, how is your sister marie or whatever'
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
i said 'lol she b chillin'
I think I made you up inside my head says:
he called me marie?
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
yes
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
then he muttered old man things
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
like 'oh dearie me, i've taught too many smiths in my many years of being an old man'

Pillow Talk

I had an idea for a collection of short stories. I've got quite a few ideas kicking around in my head including my lesbian one I brought to the writer's group and if I get round to writing enough of them I might start another blog and put them up there.

The theme is beds and what happens in them.

I pitched this to Julie:

Kiss me, I have no night vision says:
it would be a series of stories about bed, like conversations with friends and lovers and sisters stuff like that
The Awesomest Julie™ ~GFCH~ "Oh that is right, you won't be eating lunch because I am going to kill you now." says:
ew
Kiss me, I have no night vision says:
i havent got a name for it yet, but i've got a lotta ideas
Kiss me, I have no night vision says:
sorry what?
Kiss me, I have no night vision says:
EW?
The Awesomest Julie™ ~GFCH~ "Oh that is right, you won't be eating lunch because I am going to kill you now." says:
"sex"
"oh let's have some"
The Awesomest Julie™ ~GFCH~ "Oh that is right, you won't be eating lunch because I am going to kill you now." says:
"let's do"
Kiss me, I have no night vision says: (18:24:35)
julie thats a fantastic story
The Awesomest Julie™ ~GFCH~ "Oh that is right, you won't be eating lunch because I am going to kill you now." says:
:'D

So yeah, watch this space, it might just do a trick.