Dear Friends...

Particularly you, Some Guy/Stuart.

This is a matter of the utmost importance.

I have hidden Catherine somewhere nobody will ever find her (except me and probably our mother at some point), and have seized control of this Blog. I will not release the Blog nor Catherine until my demands are met.
What demands, you ask?!

I WANT YOUR CRISIS CORE.

JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
That is ALL.

It's really not much I ask of you.

You have 24 hours to deliver unto me your Reply, or the Blog gets it.
And to prove that I'm serious, here is Catherine's Ear.

...What? I'm holding it up right now. It's not my fault you can't see it. Dummy.

-Julie