It's been a crazy baby weekend. I'll start with the laughable news. I have found yet another pregnancy test in the ladies toilet at work. That's like the third or fourth so far and in fairly quick succession. My money is on the skank with the 6 year old child already. She's doesn't have custody of her kid and she's admitted that while she was out on a fag break she got approached by a guy who mistaked her for a hooker. She'd be pitiable except I found 5 empty bottles of Slim Fast in her bin.
Now the question is, did she drink them before or after she suspected she was pregnant? I wish I could ask her.
The not so haha news is that my cousin (18, from Kansas, never met her) is pregnant. Shortly after telling our gran that she didn't believe in sex before marriage. Guess you do! I've only ever met my uncle, I don't know the rest of the family but he's such a nice guy and everything up til this sounded like it had been going really good for them. My cousin apparently is happy about it, suggested that she married her boyfriend until my uncle told her not to be ridiculous considering neither of them have jobs and both still live at home. I just feel sorry for her. I couldn't imagine throwing everything away like that. Big ol' life ruiner that is.
In better news I'm off to Lisbon this week. Woo and yay is in order! Mini-holiday with added fun of futbol! Also I finsihed my Classics essay. No more having to stare at Hesiod and his "women are a calamity and an affliction and they lie and eww women". Double woo.
So tired now. Hand cramp!
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