THIS. IS. sorry where now?

You know you picked a good day to turn up for your classes when the first thing RobeMan says is "So, how many of you saw that film that was out not that long ago called 300?" Surprisingly few of us had but then this is a class of bores. That's right my Uni may be the fairest of them all but sweet jesus are they dull. Of course RobeMan then immediately followed the question with disparaging comments about the historical inaccuracies. Well of course most of it is a load of rubbish, it's a film not a documentary! But then he called it the worst classical film ever. Hear that Brad? You're off the hook it would seem. Yes, pout, pout, pout. S'all you did really apart from kill the only good actor in that film.




Apparently they actually did ok in their depiction of Spartans. You know apart from the really ridiculous things. But he had a problem with the politics. Wait sir, you mean the Queen wasn't a total idiot who is strong and powerful because instead of speaking strongly in front of the assembly and convincing them (which she did in the end anyway so what was the problem) she'll just let that guy rape her, cause you know...No actually I don't know. It was really fucking stupid and awkward. Just leave the women out of it if you can't think of anything for them to do but have sex. We can do other things too! Most of us at least.

Anyway, yeah Spartans. Brilliantly mad they were. They had an a council where they made decisions by shouting, kinda like a battle of the bands only instead of hopeful young boys who know 3 chords but are almost there with that hand-cramp inducing C, they had 28 60 year old men. Woo?

Here's a story of how badass the Spartans were. A Spartan boy stole a fox and because he didn't want to be caught he hid it up his cloak. The fox scrambled to get away and in doing so ripped the boy to pieces. The boy kept it there though because he didn't want punished. The fox killed him instead. THATS HOW HARDCORE WE ARE. FOXES RIP OUR GUTS OUT BUT WE DONT SAY ANYTHING. I call that pretty fucking stupid but maybe that's why I'll never be a real man.

I have 1150 words to go for this stupid essay. You may have noticed that instead I wrote a 800 word story instead. Umm oops?

One last thing. Hot classics guy? Totally chatting up this girl from my Indy lessons. Tall, blonde, knows how to talk to people instead of just mumbling to herself like a crazy person. I'm not even gonna try and compete with pretty, coherent girls. Ah well, I think I only liked him for his sideburns anyway.