Whats it got in its pocketses?

I'll tell you what I've got. Anything I damn well want. I have finally found a pair of jeans with proper pockets, fit for phones, keys, spare change and a miniature flying monkey or two. No more pointless girl pockets for me thank you very much. My mother despairs. Tells me I should get a handbag like a real girl. These magical jeans not only have real pockets, they also only cost £20 and make my ass look pretty good. The inevitable down side? Alas the sizing went 8 regular to 14 regular so I had to hunt in the tall section and tall is something I am not. Gone are the days I could happily fit into a size 8 with no problems. I think that lasted about 6 months before my hips came back. Then there was the dreary period where the only jeans available were either skinny or mens. I could starve myself to death and never fit into skinny jeans (but hurrah for being able to bear children, right?) and mens jeans are fine if you want to look like you have a penis. Thus I have a great pair of jeans with several inches of extra leg.

Saw Emma and Beowulf yesterday. I've missed her like crazy but we made up for lost time with pretend lesbian shenanigans on tuesday. Always fun. Beowulf was pretty good. I thought it might be all ridiculous but it was entertaining, and when the animation was at its best you could almost believe Angelina Jolie really was naked on screen.

Also despite my whole post about Scottish football and not hating the English I'm saying this anyway: Har har England lost. Was actually a pretty good game to watch. Croatia were very good and Peter Crouch is always hilarious to see. He's more leg than man!

When Ian Wright was talking about it about the game was over and he was all "I'm bitterly disappointed" My dad chucked rather evilly and said: "That's what makes England losing all the better for me." I think it was the only reason the game was on in our house. Oh dad, you so crazy with your personal vendettas against former football players!