Thursday, November 29, 2007

Whores will have their trinkets

And mine arrived in the mail today! I may have no money and thus mad hair (honest to god it has stopped listening to me) BUT I have a hamster inside Amy Acker's belly and a panda chasing a pint of Guinness. Money well spent. Plus free ridiculously cute sticker. I always enjoy the free stickers. Modest Mouse sent me a sticker of a whale with a squid inside its belly. I'm not sure what's going on with that but you know FREE.

I know none of you care about football because you all suck and aren't real men so I'll keep it short. Last night was pretty tense. We managed to let in a goal 2 minutes in. It's this Scottish mentality. We have the home advantage but we're playing a tough team who've beaten us away and we absolutely have to win. What do we do? Make it that much more difficult for ourselves. It's the reason Scotland failed to qualify (Mcleish's incompetence aside) and it's why Celtic almost threw it all away. Hurrah for Massimo Donati. They were talking to him after the game and he just kept talking about Milan. He's obsessed with them since they never picked him for the first team. So he's all "I'm happy because we beat Milan when they come here and tonight I score. And we go to Milan to win. And if we not win ehh draw is good." Italians are so cute when they speak English. My Italian teacher could be telling us we had an essay and two tests for the next day and we'd all go "Oh, ok, hug?"

I've been clunking up and down the stairs in my boots. They have heels. Me and heels don't mix well, walking takes a lot of concentration. But they go absolutely perfectly with the dress I wanna wear for Emma's birthday and I bought them months ago and haven't wore them out yet. And there's the added height so I can reach high shelves. Well highish shelves. It's going well. So far I haven't fallen once although there were a couple wobbly moments when I realised you can't lean quite as easily on heels as you can in normal shoes. There must be some sort of heel gene I'm missing. Girls half my age teeter around on heels twice the size of mine and they don't have wobbling problems.

Got my eyes tested. The boy was all "You can have the free NHS test or for just a tenner we can take a picture of your retina and you can keep it. oooo." Fool, like I have a tenner to spend on a picture of something I already own. I spent that tenner on a sandwich and phone credit. Eyes are fine. I'm still half blind but I'm not getting more blind as time goes on so woo.

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