This is a mouth that needs religion

I'm gonna be vulgar just a little bit, so unlike me I know, but it's getting ridiculous. Junk emails about sex and penis enlargement are not new and barely even register as I click the empty button anymore (although the Valentine's Day ones were highly amusing) but this past week I have received five separate emails with the same subject: "Can't fill up your girlfriend's mouth during a BJ? Your solution is here?"

First off I'm loving the whole non-committal attitude. Maybe the solution is here? Maybe just click a little? Not a scam, maybe? It's the quiet unassuming email buried underneath the loud horny bored housewives that want me and get a giant dick here proclamations. It's the bookish gawky one that after a few makeover montages just may be the belle of the school disco. But the problem! Is it a real problem? Are their unfortunate souls out there crying over their inadequate levels of spunk? My first thought was that it was some sort of revenge thing. You know for the guys with girlfriends who refuse to swallow. Take a bunch of sperm-increasing pills and BAM she won't know what hit her. I wouldn't put it past the internet. But the second question mark makes it seem too nice for that. Maybe the guy who invented them (or at least the subject) had a really critical girlfriend once. "God, can't even fill up my mouth. Some man you are." Cue insecurities.

And for something completely unrelated: I cannot stop laughing at the last panel.