I have an excellent idea, let's change the subject

I have a green tshirt with a panda chasing a pint of guinness. That is perfect St Paddy's day attire. It was in the wash yesterday and as I sat in the union surrounded by green pixies all I could think was damn, why on earth did I wear it last week. For the most Irish of days my little sister eyed up her own Paddy at school (whose name is not Paddy but I decided it was one day because I thought he was irish, turns out he's just ginger?) but did not drag him round the back of the bin sheds (phah). I had a night of lighthearted bitching and alcohol and laughing at Rob's attempts to stuff ten pound notes down bras and pull men. And when I got home I wrote half-unconsciously but there's a fair amount down on paper (a little more on my fingers sadly).

So now I'm typing it all up and mentally riffling through my wardrobe as I think of something french whorish to wear tonight. I'm ditching a football match to socialise (a fact which will no doubt lead to my dad and Paddington to wind me up about my 'queer book club' since none of 'those boys' like football. S'all meant jovially of course because my father can't be a homophobe since 'his best man was gay'.) So typey typey typey and I looked up wikipedia for something, I forget exactly what now, and naturally once the free encyclopedia is fired up you gotta do the info hop. Learn a bunch of useless crap. Which is how I ended up on this page. Now with any luck it'll be unchanged by the time you click it but you never know so I'll put it here too. After discussing various kinds of highlighter the article goes on to say:

you are getting very very very sleepy. you are veryyy sleepy. on the count of 3 you will wake up and bake me some bluberry pancakes. 1 2 3 ... pancakesss. pancakess. chiliburgers. sexual confundity... pancakes.. pancakes!

I've never found vandalism on my own before. Aside from the brilliant let's vandalise the chicken page thing that led to many a cock joke.

Ah the internet. Even with the depravity and the whining and the drama! you can always make me giggle.