My sister tells the best stories

My sister's history teacher taught me in second year and once a week in sixth year. He's an old man, very jewish (he got very angry when we tried to make him sing because our other history teacher had sung the German national anthem to us) and really quite lovely despite the fact that we learnt nothing in his class and generally took the piss. He liked me though because I was pretty much the only one doing any work and that was really only because History was pretty much the only subject I was taking in sixth year. Utter waste of time and all that. Anyway in the midst of a conversation about how dumb her friends can be she said this:

The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
also btw mr gillis was all 'hooray for catherine or whatever her name was, she's great' today
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I think I made you up inside my head says:
but tell me why mr gillis said these things
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
and mr gillis was like 'o julie, you will go far, how is your sister marie or whatever'
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
i said 'lol she b chillin'
I think I made you up inside my head says:
he called me marie?
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
yes
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
then he muttered old man things
The Snail Tamer™ ~GFCH~ You say you're sorry then you do it again says:
like 'oh dearie me, i've taught too many smiths in my many years of being an old man'