You must imagine a strong Greek accent for this

"A student lent me a film on dvd. Maybe you will know it. It was Transformers."
Smiles all round.
"But not the film I mean the cartoon. Have you seen the cartoon?" He directs this to the girl next to me. She hasn't.
"Tut tut. Not very educated. Well in this cartoon there was an evil robot. He was called Megatron. And there was a child. He was very very irritating and I wanted the robots to kill him. But they did not."

Sometimes Classics is just the best.