ASS FOR RENT

were the words above the mobile number I didn't note down.

No thanks, I already got one :) was the message I scrawled back on the table. Another number was clearer underneath with the words I'll do anything CALL ME reeked a little of desperation. And by little I mean I cringed to read those caps.

The toilet had no numbers just crossed out hotmail addresses. Want to cyber with hot guys? They will send pics of their big cocks I promise! Here was a girl pimp. Another hand had crossed them out. Yet another replied with Why would you want cyber sex, it is so tragic :(.

Ah thank god Romeo didn't add Juliet as a friend. They would have talked about their shared interests, *written tantalising fantasies* and changed screennames to reflect their new found love. Until a blocked cousin adds them on an anonymous account and discovers the truth. Juliet will appear offline as she is added to a big chat window and Romeo will sign off distraught, missing her reappearance after the others have lost interest.

So very tired.