I had a flurry of spending. At my present state of economics this means I spent about a fiver. About £2 of this was on Grand Theft Auto 3 because I lack the funds and console upgrades to play the new one and it wouldn't be an exam period if I didn't have a new game to play. Granted a game that involves driving is never a good move for me and I have been inexplicably drawn to driving straight into the nearest body of water and drowning. But I get by ok.

Julie has now taken to asking if I'm gonna go smack-a-bitch whenever she wants to watch me play. I let her drive around for a bit and she sang Rawhide whilst trying to smush as many people under her wheels before she stole a fire engine, put out a burning car and then rammed it continuously into the recently rescued car until it burst into flames to enjoy the irony. And then she caught fire and died. This is how Julie plays.

PS JULIE IS AWESOME