It's Audrey Hepburn week on Sky. I have watched so many films my eyes hurt. I got to utter the phrase Humphrey Bogart is speaking, why are you? which resulted in a lot of things thrown at me. I have learnt that My Fair Lady is just as bad as I supposed it to be and if you happen to fall in love with someone it will be fairly easy to find them again.

Also having shorn off five inches from the hem of a dress I can only imagine was purchased just in case somebody died I am now the owner of a little black dress. I'm quite in love with it.

I have no occasion to wear such a thing though.