Writing cover letters concerning myself may just be the hardest thing to do next to filling in application forms and writing whatever the plural of synopsis is. I do not care enough to look it up even though the dictionary widget is so easy to use.

I need me a secretary.

Those interested should illustrate why they would be awesome following me around holding piles of books and papers whilst I live my very glamourous and self-important life and detail how they would turn from mousey and invisible into a star.

I have the reoccurring image of a secretary sleeping with her boss and saying the words "How does it feel, Mr Taylor, being a living cliché?"

I have yet to build this into anything substantial.