I told my mum to read Fight Club because she wanted to read a book while she watched Julie swim and she owns like no books. I know this because I stole one of them and she was so pissed off and was all I have no things stop stealing mine. Anyway this was her response to what she read so far.

"You told me to read a book about giant erections. I was sitting in the cafe with children and mothers and wholesome people reading about penises. What if somebody saw?"

She has not seen the film. She's gonna get to read the book and not know the twist. Now I've made myself angry because I had the film spoiled halfway through watching the goddamn thing.