So I haven't really slept but it's not the spider's fault

Thursday night Julie had crazy sleep-spasms. She was all Rrrehh and flipping her arms and legs around and freaking me the hell out. She was just sleeping apparently. Friday I didn't eat enough because I couldn't be bothered. I get like that every so often. Like I eat too much one day and nothing the next. Doesn't balance out but I'm easily distracted and some days eating is such a chore. So the alcohol wasn't a good idea even though I didn't have much and again Julie was like all rrreh I am sleeping and I was not. I was too not-asleep to go find a new place to sleep since it's not like we lack beds. I was a bit zombied so I thought I'll watch some of the films I haven't got round to watching that I can just stare at that. That's a sensible plan!

Oh my god is The Beach a fucking terrible film. The only redeeming quality (apart from the reasonably attractive French girl I suppose) was this scene:


I also watched Clerks 2 after waiting fucking forever to see it since nobody would go see it with me when it came out and then two of my rubbish friends went with another crowd and whined about how shit it was. I always find the problem with a lot of Kevin Smith's stuff is while some of it is enjoyable I always feel like I'm just wasting time watching. Doesn't really matter though because I'll watch Rosario Dawson doing anything. I mean I watched Alexander though that was originally for Angelina Jolie but at least I expect a lot of her films to be awful. Clerks 2 was alright but really I could have stared into space for the same amount of time and I would feel just about the same.

I've got Sunshine recorded after another Kirsty who must be about the third I've known went on and on about how it was amazing. I sort of trust her judgement since she does Film Studies and we talk New Wave and Robert Rodriguez instead of listening in lectures. Plus she's a pretty redhead who loves owls.

Let's have another of these because it cracked me up. Oh Leonardo you have such an odd face. It is not attractive, it is odd.


I might be getting into Edinburgh Film Festival films for free! My list consists of Dylan Moran in A Film With Me In It and a romance in a porn store called Good Dick and a bunch of French New Wave films so I'm really hoping I can actually go. I've got a form for tickets to the opening night but it's Keira Knightley's new film and while she'll be there and I've heard it's not a bad film it's a big meh to me. Sienna Miller annoys me.