You should have known better than to play gay chicken with this straight girl. I play to win and your ruined lip is a testament to that fact.
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That's funny, has anyone seen Catherine? Could have sworn she was here a minute ago. Right before this Angel of Vengeance turned up and started dishing out finely tuned...um....vengeance to all the people 'who've wronged me in the past...they'll pay. THEY'LL ALL PAY!'
Hmm. Ah, well. Once more into the breach, that's what I always (never) say. How about:
Him (swaggers up): 'Do you rent or own?' Her (wrinkles nose): 'Own what?' Him: 'Those wings, angel! I'll take you to heaven if you give me a baptism; know what I'm saying?'
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That's funny, has anyone seen Catherine? Could have sworn she was here a minute ago. Right before this Angel of Vengeance turned up and started dishing out finely tuned...um....vengeance to all the people 'who've wronged me in the past...they'll pay. THEY'LL ALL PAY!'
So, who you gonna whale on next, huh?
Well it was technically only this morning so hardly in the past.
I suppose next guy who hits on me in an annoying manner?
I'll take that bet. Just as soon as I've constructed the paragon of awful/demeaning hit-on lines.
Let's see...Ah. "Way I see it, baby, I'm a car and you're a caravan; let's get hitched."
Was that proficiently annoying?
Fraid not, I merely giggled.
Hmm. Ah, well. Once more into the breach, that's what I always (never) say. How about:
Him (swaggers up): 'Do you rent or own?'
Her (wrinkles nose): 'Own what?'
Him: 'Those wings, angel! I'll take you to heaven if you give me a baptism; know what I'm saying?'
Success rate: 0%
Maybe annoying wasn't the right word. Like the line this guy was using was 'you're a total bitch and I hate you'.
Ah, the old 'treat 'em like crap and they'll fall into my arms' ploy.
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