You are not a bad guy. Pretty average but not bad and I have never complained about any conversations you have struck up even when it was blatantly obvious you were rather bored and single because hey, I was too. I have never complained about the drunken texts and phone calls because generally I keep my phone on silent for my sister's sake and I answer if I'm awake enough to be coherent. Generally I stopped actually sending replies to people along the lines of FUCK OFF I AM ASLEEP because generally it would come out in sleepy gibberish. Generally I am pretty tolerant.
BUT
Please note 1am is not the best of times to begin a conversation anyway though I was awake, I think, and I would probably have responded if I was. But if you are going to go to the bother of contacting me could you have at least thought of something that wasn't merely Hi. Seriously, even if it had been inappropriate or ridiculous it would have been better than Hi. Hell even when you sent my name and a smiley face it was better because I could at least laugh at you. My texts are free and I can't even be bothered responding. I hope you had a good night anyway because you're not a bad guy.
Still not gonna sleep with you though.
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You've a real way with men, you know that? You're as subtle as a person walking into an orphanage whistling 'we are family' very loudly. The guy doesn't so much get the point as the whole length of steel behind it.
And Julie? If you're reading this then I'd just like to say that CRISIS CORE IS AWESOME and it is a shame that you are unable to play it.
Not that I'm rubbing it in or anything...
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