Friday, August 1, 2008

Dear Friends...

Particularly you, Some Guy/Stuart.

This is a matter of the utmost importance.

I have hidden Catherine somewhere nobody will ever find her (except me and probably our mother at some point), and have seized control of this Blog. I will not release the Blog nor Catherine until my demands are met.
What demands, you ask?!

I WANT YOUR CRISIS CORE.

JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
That is ALL.

It's really not much I ask of you.

You have 24 hours to deliver unto me your Reply, or the Blog gets it.
And to prove that I'm serious, here is Catherine's Ear.

...What? I'm holding it up right now. It's not my fault you can't see it. Dummy.

-Julie

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Catherine who?

Catherine said...

I KNOW YOU KNOW.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh...Cathe-RINE. Yeah, sorry about that. I was somewhat distracted by the multitude of glorious cutscenes and gaming perfection that is Crisis Core.

Bang! Take THAT, Genesis.

Anonymous said...

And on the subject of your hostage, I have a devious plan. I am willing to wait until you mail her, piece by piece, to my door. At which point I will put her back together with the aid of Pritt-stick and all the King's men.

It's genius, I tell you. Oh! Sephiroth just appeared on screen. See? I'm holding it up to the blog, dummy.

Catherine said...

D^:

Anonymous said...

Ahhhck, can't stand to see a lady cry. And you do love Zack Fair so.

I will graciously lend you my PSP with Crisis Core.

Anonymous said...

To Julie-

It appears Catherine is still alive. Therefore, this deal is off (I can see right through those crocodile tears!). As a consolation prize, I will describe the scene I have just witnessed.

Two guys run toward Zack...he cuts them down in style before rounding on a Guard Scorpion, kills that and then...he did something else, what was it?

Oh yeah! AND THEN HE WAS AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a tear.
It was a nose.

Anonymous said...

I stand corrected.