Wikipedia tells us that Lemming "deals with themes such as infidelity, suburban alienation, ghostly possession, and what to do when lemmings invade your home." Umm no. It deals with what happens when your boss' angry wife has a tantrum in your house, seduces your husband, blows her brains out in your spare room and then possesses you for a while so that you confuse your husband into thinking lemmings are everywhere! and fuck his boss. This is so your husband will go mad and murder his boss for being a cheating bastard and thus pacify the restless spirit of the wife. Then everything will go back to normal.
I have spoiled this movie for you now but who cares it was awful.
I watched 10 minutes of Tell No One in which a couple got naked and went for a swim and then the wife huffed, went off into the dark and screamed.
I watched twenty minutes of Them in which a mum and her whiny daughter were killed mysteriously in a car at night and a rather attractive teacher teased her writer husband and it was very cute until the music got intense and then my mum (who is now ill, much worse than I yay for sharing) pitifully moaned and I gave up.
SQUEAK.
LEMMINGS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THIS BLOG POST
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Lemming.
Julie insisted I ended with lemmings as they are, of course, our natural enemy.
Marvel Comics presents:
The Incredibly Awesome Capital-Words Lady! (issue No. 166)
This week: Revenge of the Armour-Plated Shadow Lemmings!
in john carpenter films there is neon buddah
tell em stew!
Well, as we all sit here writin' blogs, on this long an' stormy night, just remember that Some Guy always says never look a gift Neon Buddha in the mouth and if that sucker bleeds Neo-blood, you can kill the sumbitch.
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