I've been having dreams about balloons lately. I think it's been about three nights now so naturally I turn to the same website that told me that dreaming of kittens 'denotes abominable small troubles and vexations will pursue and work you loss, unless you kill the kitten, and then you will overcome these worries'. The content of the site might be from 1901 and maybe that's why I read it because maybe it makes me giggle. Ever so cheery it tells me that 'blighted hopes and adversity come with this dream. Business of every character will sustain an apparent falling off'.
But pray tell me my esteemed site du web what does it mean when you have one of those metallic balloons in black and green and the colour rubbed off in a powder that stained my skin. People arrived, as they often do, and asked about all the crazy bruises but the balloons were gone and I told them I had rolled down some stairs. Not that I had fallen down some stairs but that I had been rolling down them.
"That is the worst excuse I have ever heard" and I woke up. At 4am my phone went off, this guy seems to believe I owe him something. I owe him something because he pesters me. It's like an insane way to guilt me into doing something. The hope that I'll take pity on him and open my legs. Seriously, that's insane logic. Makes me wonder if that's really how girls work. I mean why keep trying if it never does?
Anyway who cares! I'll be at uni in a few hours if I ever move myself. I have two days in order to bag free stuff! Free stuff nobody really wants! I'm hitting the secondhand stores so hard. I want a new jacket. Only I'm supposed to go to some lecture theatre that does not exist on my map and from I can tell it's in the Physics building. Wonderful.
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Dream analysis, huh? Lessee...the balloons marking the skin represent the physical bruises (perhaps it was something metal you picked the bruise up from?), the excuse you make for the strange marks left by the now absent balloons perhaps represent a belief that you're not being honest with yourself, and the sentence at the end might be you realising this fact, or telling it to yourself.
Or maybe you have an unfulfilled desire to throw yourself down some stairs. I got all that out of my system when I was younger. Trust me; when you've thrown yourself down stairs a few times, you'll never want to do it again.
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