Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

So me and Julie went to the supermarket yesterday for alcohol and chocolate. It's the best cure for what ails ya. Somewhere in the pizza aisle my sister says the following:

"You'd tell me if you were a big gay, right?"

No, I'd keep it a big secret and live a double life. Straight and narrow by day, wild and lesbian by night. NOBODY WILL NOTICE BECAUSE I WILL WEAR A DISGUISE. OF GLASSES. AND BAD HAIR.

OWAIT

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW
I NEVER SEE YOU AT NIGHT

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SO-CALLED "JOE" WHOSE BED YOU'RE ALWAYS IN

HE COULD BE A WOMAN
V. V. HAIRY WOMAN!

Anonymous said...

'AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SO-CALLED "JOE" WHOSE BED YOU'RE ALWAYS IN'

Catherine...for shame.

Anonymous said...

p.s: Good disguise.