So me and Julie went to the supermarket yesterday for alcohol and chocolate. It's the best cure for what ails ya. Somewhere in the pizza aisle my sister says the following:
"You'd tell me if you were a big gay, right?"
No, I'd keep it a big secret and live a double life. Straight and narrow by day, wild and lesbian by night. NOBODY WILL NOTICE BECAUSE I WILL WEAR A DISGUISE. OF GLASSES. AND BAD HAIR.
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WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW
I NEVER SEE YOU AT NIGHT
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SO-CALLED "JOE" WHOSE BED YOU'RE ALWAYS IN
HE COULD BE A WOMAN
V. V. HAIRY WOMAN!
'AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SO-CALLED "JOE" WHOSE BED YOU'RE ALWAYS IN'
Catherine...for shame.
p.s: Good disguise.
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