Her socks

I want them. They did a photoshoot with Kate Beckinsale to emulate this video (which is how I found the video and the socks, oh my god the socks) and it made me realise how unattractive I find that girl. Especially when they played they cut the two together. I'll take crazy Frenchie who can't dance over Kate sticking her bra out at me any day. Have you checked out the socks yet, I really think you should.

Also Topshop stole my pants. I buy three because oh look it's a buy three deal. They run out of the best one so they don't tell me and just send me two. No option to pick another pair to replace them. Gee thanks. Two is one less than three in the oh yay I bought something excitement scale. Ok so they didn't charge me and it is money saved and I don't need more underwear but still. They stole my pants. But the rest of my order is just awesome enough to make up for it. Top of the list of the counter argument to "Why Catherine is a guy" was "she has good underwear". It was a list to be proud of but alas, it fell down the back of my locker. Some day they'll gut that place and future peoples will know that I have never seen Pretty Woman and my pants were deemed acceptable.