Hey babe why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears

1. Spiders. Number five in the list of reasons why I could not continue dating a certain nice boy is that he was also afraid of them. I kinda need someone to deal with the arachnid bastards.

2. People on the phone who are talking but not directly to me.

3. Axe murderers in the bath behind the shower curtain that either spring out as you shakily draw back the curtain or spring out behind you and you can see them in the mirror. Hotel rooms are problematic.

4. Being buried, alive or dead. It's the one discrepancy in my belief that when you're dead your body is nothing. I will not be buried.

5. Drowning. I can't learn to swim because there's the chance I'd drown and of course I will drown because I can't swim. However I do like being in water, especially at night.

Right so you read it, you tell me yours back. It is only fair or I'll assume you're all afraid of kicks to the shin and attack.